Top 10 funny Christmas jumpers 2022

It’s that time of year again, when office parties and family gatherings send us on our yearly shopping trip for new Christmas jumpers. From built-in lights to jingling bells, there’s a whole world of choice out there when it comes to festive garments. If you want to raise a few smiles this Christmas, take your pick from our funny finds below.

New Look Christmas Jumper with This Guy Hates Christmas Design, £19.99

Not a big fan of the festive season? Show your true feelings with this very grey, very glum sweater. You’ll get your message across clearly to say the least, but do expect lots of questions as to why you’re not covering yourself in tinsel and fairy lights.

this guy hates christmas jumper

Reclaimed Vintage Christmas Jumper With Novelty Days To Christmas, £30

Turn yourself into a human advent calendar with this Christmas jumper, complete with velcro strips to change the numbers as you count down the days. No-one will have an excuse to not know how long we have left until the 25th when you’re in the office.

Reclaimed Vintage Christmas Jumper With Novelty Days To Christmas

ASOS Christmas Sweatshirt with Slogan, £22

If you still believe in Father Christmas, look away now. This alternative (and quite hilarious) sweatshirt is sure to shatter the illusion for children and big kids everywhere, taking on the festive season’s biggest secret. Prepare for coal in your stocking this year.

ASOS Christmas Sweatshirt With Slogan

Marks and Spencer Pure Cotton Crackers Slogan Jumper, £29.50

Yep, it’s happening. The internet has infiltrated Christmas jumpers, adding hashtags to random festive words (thanks, Twitter). This jumper by Marks and Spencer probably sums up exactly how you’ll be feeling after a long day at the dinner table with mum, dad, grandma et al.

Pure Cotton Crackers Slogan Jumper

Red Herring Green Elf Musical Christmas Jumper, £28

Debenhams has your next costume party sorted, bringing you this all-in-one elf outfit to go. The fun doesn’t stop with its smile-inducing design, as a press of the belt will play some merry Christmas music for you – and those around you – to enjoy.

Red Herring Green elf musical Christmas jumper

F&F Mrs Claus Long Line Christmas Jumper, £18

Whether you’re cooking dinner this year or plan to spend all day on the sofa, this clever Mrs Claus apron design is sure to cause a few giggles. Hideous and kind of pretty in equal measures, you can take on the role of Santa’s right hand woman in one quick change of top.

F&F Mrs Claus Long Line Christmas Jumper

Boohoo Faith Festive A.F. Christmas Jumper, £15

Christmas jumpers have reached peak internet this year, with this slogan sweater bringing the Instagram captions of a 15-year-old girl to actual life. Your pals will totally get the message, but prepare to explain it to the older folk around you about ten times over.


H&M Christmas Tree Hooded Top, £19.99

It’s not enough to simply have a Christmas tree up in your house anymore – you have to BE one. This is easily achieved thanks to H&M’s hooded number, which will turn your from human to greenery in seconds. Brown leggings will complete the look perfectly.

Christmas Tree Hooded Jumper

Next Navy Santa Rocket Crew, £28

Forget sleighs and reindeer – Santa takes off with an actual rocket strapped to his back in this Christmas jumper by Next. Complete with sassy slogan, this option is best for the futuristic dude in your life who likes a good laugh and garish appliqué.

Navy Santa Rocket Crew

New Look Black Christmas Pudding Sweater, £14.99

What a lovely pair of puds! Bring some inappropriate humour to the dinner table this year with New Look’s foray into tongue-in-cheek Christmas jumpers. Not one for the easily embarrassed, this sweater is sure to cause a few awkward blushes. You have been warned.

Black Christmas Pudding Jumper

Christmas jumpers have their advantages, there’s no doubt about it. Whether you need to rock a funny Christmas jumper around the office at the annual Christmas party or you need something with a bit more of a festive wholesome feel to make sure Christmas day runs smoothly, we’ve got the perfect fair isle jumper for you! Why not try a jumper that’s a bit more unusual or if you’re after something a little cooler – cool Christmas jumpers do exist – we’ve got jumpers to sort you out, no matter what they’re needed for, from a classic Christmas film slogan to the ever so traditional deep red knit, just pair a with a relaxed fit jean and you’re good to go!

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